Let’s get one thing straight before we yoga-flame into the comments section: I am a 90s kid. I grew up worshipping at the altar of the arcade. I watched Jean-Claude Van Damme play Guile in 1994 and thought it was peak cinema. I am predisposed to adore any attempt to revive the Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat universe. But when the news broke that our very own action-star supreme Vidyut Jammwal might be donning the skulls and saffron paint to play Dhalsim in a new iteration