Nupur Sanon got married, but let’s be real—nobody is looking at the bride (sorry, Nupur, it’s the hierarchy of celebrity). The internet is currently losing its collective mind because Disha Patani was spotted holding hands with someone who isn't doing a backflip every five seconds. The Thesis:  We need to talk about the cultural collision happening here. We have the quintessential Bollywood "It Girl"—often reduced by the Male Gaze  to just "Tiger’s Ex" or "CK ads"—linking up