The internet decided a multiplication table has more aura than most people you've ever met. Let's talk about why that makes complete sense. Okay so I need you to bear with me for a second. Because I just spent thirty minutes going down a rabbit hole that started with a TikTok about things women find attractive and ended with me genuinely questioning whether a primary school math equation has better rizz than I do. The answer, based on current internet consensus, is yes. 7×7=4