Diwali means a house full of people. Cousins who arrive a day early, the bai who comes in at 7, the delivery guy with the fourth sweet box of the afternoon, and you, standing at the door, searching every pocket for the one key that is definitely somewhere. This is the year the key retires. Welcome back to Editor's Festive Pick, the segment where I pick products I would genuinely spend my own money on, tell you why, and give you the link to buy. Last time we did the bathroom.