The red alert is officially active. If your feed hasn't already been hijacked by the "Rockstar Fan Meet" posters, you’re clearly not in the right circles. But here is the cold, hard truth: The tickets are vanishing.  This isn't just another weekend event in Mumbai; this is a full-scale pilgrimage for the "Jordan" generation. On January 16 , the NCPA is transforming into the epicenter of the Imtiaz Ali Cinematic Universe. If you aren't there, you aren't just missing a show—you